Over at MILFVixen.com they are wrapping up Milf month (august) so named because Milfs are like that last month of summer in that you can often have the most fun in august but you also know that the fun times are winding down as time ticks it’s inexorable way away…and because a true milf is a truly august personage. Sooo let’s look at one of the hotter milfmovies out there for our enjoyment and sexual satisfaction…speaking of satisfaction I think it’s safe to say that even though he was a young celebrity back in the 60s; Mick Jagger never experienced milf-sex back then or he would have been able to get some satisfaction. Beverly Hills Milf Sluts is a movie that shows us just what is so damn hot about these more experienced sluts and it’s sure as hell better viewing time than the new (or the old) Beverly Hills 90210.
Now as anyone who has been reading my blogs knows I’m not a big fan of wasted slut talent. I generally figure if a slut is able to enjoy one cock then that same slut is also able to enjoy more than one cock even more. Simple slut-math. So generally I dont much care for one -on-one sex scenes where holes get wasted. Beverly Hills Milf Sluts is an exception to this rule…like the milfs that are in this movie must have auditioned or the producers just lucked out and managed to come up with some of the sluttiest chicks out there. Four scenes to enjoy…each one hot enough to make you blow your load as these chicks go down, and get down eager to show off their skills and appreciation for well hung guys and even though you can tell that these are the type of babes who fuck multiple times a day…you can still tell that they crave cock action the way a man lost in the Sahara would crave water. Put simply and paraphrasing ‘Field Of Dreams’…if you watch it…you will cum. Four milf-shooting cocks-up for Beverly Hills Milf Sluts.
There are more cream-filled twinkies in A Place of Their Own than in a Hostess factory. With the three fantastically erotic scenes put together it’s more than a six-pack of spongy cream-filled goodness and it artistically blended the real life difficulties for young gay men searching for a place to call home with the fantasies of being able to find such a place that is open and welcoming in more ways than they could possibly dream of. Hopefully before they make A Place of Their Own 2 they will also be able to save up enough that they have some furniture in that place of their own, cos I’m sure their activities would be a little more enjoyable if they’d had an actual bed (or couch or anything) to make out on.
These young guys get to discover the time honored wisdom that ‘if you’re low on bread you can always give head’ as they have an erotic adventure finding a place to live. The sex itself is supercalifragilisticexpialidociously sizzlingly sensational since each one of these lean lust machines is considerably well-hung, incredibly hot, and whether it’s one-on-one or group action, they are more than happy to put their cocksmanship skills to the test. For those of you who like a little Latino action in your masturbatory motion-pictures, the producers of this movie are even kind enough to include some spicy salsa to the prodigious mix of cum that explodes throughout this movie. A big hip-swinging swishing spraying semen salute of housewarming eroticism to A Place of Their Own. PS, Get some furniture!!
Anal Xplosion is one of those movies that you can watch over and over and over with load blowing, splooge shooting enjoyment…talk about decadent divas doing dirty deeds. Chicks who do anal are known as the pure sluts of porn and these are some of the purest of the pure. Whether it’s threesomes comprised of two chicks and a dude or two dudes banging a chick or even just some guy slut slamming away deeply in all her holes these babes love action and love being filled every way that they can get it
The movie starts off with sizzling heat from the get-go as a fiery red headed slut bombshell devours some big black cock right in the middle of her kitchen…now that’s what I want for dinner. Then this redhead trades in the black skin for some black hair as she and a raven haired temptress of desire enjoy exploring each other in every way they can until pleasantly interrupted by a well hung stud that fucks them silly and lets them use his cock as a sex toy. On and on it goes…6 scenes (over two hours of hardcore, every whole filled fucking)…with even more threesomes, some crazily deep and intense toy play and all out sluttiness throughout the movie Anal Xplosion is a fuck flick I highly recommend and gets a very solid four out of five cocks-up.
The Selection 3 huh ? I don’t know honey…I can’t see how this movie could be part of a series if the first two were like the third. Personally when I watch a spicy movie to get some sizzle in my shizzle I prefer sex movies that actually have sex in them….like exsqueeze me but isn’t that the whole point of watching hardcore porn ? But in The Selection 3 all we are really treated to is six short scenes of guys jacking off themselves (that’s right no playmate at all…not even someone else playing their own melody on their own skin-flute for a duet) and the only hardcore porn seems to be what a couple of the guys jacking off are watching…but not what we the viewer of the actual movie get to see. Now you tell me….how fair is that ?
Yep that’s right…you heard me…no actual sex, no one sucking, no one jacking anyone else, no one fucking….just guys enjoying time alone. Now this formula COULD have worked if they had maybe gotten guys who can suck their own cocks, or some studs who were incredibly well hung and you couldn’t help but marvel at their amazing cock size…but Nooooooo The Selection 3 doesn’t even do that in order to make their formula work….just your average eeny weeny weinies being jacked by weenies. So sadly yeah this movie does not get a better review; instead it gets a recommendation to go watch something else instead…maybe something that has some actual hot muscly body on body action with cocks being shared with each other that you can really enjoy and shoot away to with a desire to watch again afterwards.
So we grow up hearing that dolls are for girls to play with not guys…then a movie like Double D Dolls comes along and shows us that some dolls are actually meant for both guys and gals to enjoy (even if we enjoy them a bit differently). Doll is generally an older term not much used anymore and when it does it has an almost ostentatious feel as though it is describing a beauty that is both timless and fragile. Now I wouldn’t call any of the chicks in Double D Dolls fragile (more like female G.I. Joes with kung-fu jack-off grips) but the sexuality they bring to this movie is certainly timeless cos this is one of those shows that 40 years from now your grandchildren would be jacking off to as young adults just as heartily as you will be watching it nowadays.
These babes show off their enhanced assets and skill with both cock and pussy indoors and outdoors and are obviously totally into being filmed doing the nasty which just brings all the slutty qualities in these totally slutty babes even more in the open. Something for all of us to enjoy in Double D Dolls and as I said it’s a timeless enjoyment that will last as good standard jackoff material for decades to come. Three rock solid hard cocks-up for Double D Dolls.
While it lacks some of the charm of the TV sitcom from which the title is derived ‘I Dream Of Jeannie’ it has some delicious frosted lucky charms of it’s own to bring home the bacon in every way. I Dream of Weenie is a fantastical tail of a tale about what youthful horny studs would do granted three wishes that he uses on sex. Personally I would have been more extravagant with my wishes but I guess when you get as jaded as I am combined with an insatiable slutty nature you just think bigger.
Each and every one of these beefcake studs in this movie is well endowed and they all have perfect almost god-like physiques. Any party they go to they are bringing along a six-pack. Well as you can expect any wishes for sexual fulfillment get met and surpassed in scene after scene of hard-core sucking and fucking including one mind-blowing act of simultaneous enjoyment that cums through your screen with sheer intensity when a double dong is shared ass to ass and feet to feet slamming into each other at the same time. Although the dialogue was somewhat corny the cum factor was full on for this movie so a thousand swishes of semen across that magic lamp of masturbatory pleasure; I Dream of Weenie.
Well the title, Boning The Big Babes is completely appropriate in that a boning is definitely needed cos these chicks remind me of junkyard dogs in need of a bone but where they got the word babes from I don’t know. I guess maybe they dig big ugly chicks but I at least prefer my BBWs to have at least one B stand for beautiful. There are enough hot stacked and heavy milfs out there that there is no excuse for a movie like this to be made especially when not only are there no physically attractive attributes beyond big tits…but they don’t even have porn’s needed slut factor for hotness.
Thankfully the movie is not unendurably long and if you just concentrate on the massive globe-like tits and try to super-impose different faces/rest of bodies on these women you can make it through and maybe feel something similar to arousal when you are done. A far better idea though would be to go through our bbw archives and pick a better movie…try the chunky series…chunky pizza party, chunky cheerleaders etc. Only because these women have probably been insulted enough I will give Boning The Big Babes one patronizing cock-up.
You know that handy little 7-11 down on Market Street in San Francisco ? (Well if you don’t you should totally go check it out…the night shift has this just to die for yummy clerk with a cute teardrop tattoo) Anyways this movie; He Swallows 2 should be what the 7-11s in the area use for their next big advertising campaign for Big Gulps. The guys in this movie are ready willing and able to swallow some humungous loads and show that swallowing is a sport that knows no age group.
I think one of the things that really made this movie work for me is the variety presented even though they were all one-on-one scenes…the heat generated by the mixing of more mature experienced guys and eager young studs gave an extra spicy sizzle to the scenes. This variety was enhanced even further because some of these studs (both the older and younger) had a slight mysteriously dusky skin-tone giving a mediteranean/latino inter-racial flavor to add to the mix. The loads were profoundly prodigous and swallowed with professional enthusiasm. A big gulping series of swishes for He Swallows 2
A stacked actress to make a stacked deck…just like with any ‘best of’ compilation from anything that is successful Sex Acts was a sure winner for primo jackoff material before it ever hit the shelves. Like picture a best of Dr. J and Michael Jordan basketball scenes dvd…instant seller that won’t disappoint any B-Ball fan out there. When it comes to the big names of porn with literally hundreds of movie credits to their names in some cases and you take some of their hot scenes together…same deal for sex fans. An instant hit. Teri Weigel a former porn superstar….one of the first women to be known as a squirter in porn…now a milf superstar as well; kudos to you.
Sex Acts doesn’t waste too much time with moronic dialogue and each scene quickly segues into living up to the title with sex acts. Now in many movies I would just say ‘oh typical vanilla bs’…not so for this one. Teri has, had and always will have one of those slutty nature that transcends the moment and just comes through the screen at you. She shows that indoors, outdoors, guys, other chicks, she has the magic touch to make them and herself cum over and over and if you enjoy hot sluttiness (and why watch porn if you don’t?) then it’s sure to make you cum too. Four sploogetastically hard cocks-up for Sex Acts.
If you’re like me then your favorite stories for story time when you were younger were the Ancient Greek and Roman myths…tales of strong masculine musclebound men performing amazing feats of strength and stamina together or striving against each other naked or wearing next to nothing at all. Theseus, Hercules, Persueus…gods of love and beauty and all out manliness by Apollo ! Well Las Vegas Love Gods isn’t quite as good on the violent action or the extreme beefcake muscles but it evokes the same mythical memories and makes up where it lacks with some incredibly hot sex.
Whether killing time on their own, or in twosome or threesome action these adonis like studs have an intensity that drives thru the screen at you while they drive their cocks into each others’ mouths and asses. They make the most of their hotel rooms and save money from the casinos showing us that they would rather enjoy a good poking instead of a game of poker and each and every one of the delicous dudes in Las Vegas Love Gods is well enough hung for it to be quite a poking indeed. With the erotic settings and the lean muscled super-sluts this movie is guaranteed to have you shooting a load each scene as it did me. A whole bouquet of mythical swishes for Las Vegas Love Gods.
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