Bi Group Sex Club

Ξ July 7th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

Oh my…thith wath thuch an eye-popping movie…why am I lithping and talking like a thithy boy ? Cos that’s the type of guy who is most going to appreciate this movie.  Bi Group Sex Club is the type of movie that shows sluts are not limited to only one gender. Just as there are slutty chicks who are hot enough to go down on whatever cock or pussy is in front of them…there are also guys with the same overwhelming sex-drive and even though I’m not a thithy boy I can see that pure sluttiness is incredibly hot and these actors and actresses are better off spending their time in front of a camera making movies like this for us to enjoy instead of whining about horrible it is to have sex all the time at a sexaholics anonymous meeting…what the hell is up with those people anyway, how the hell can anybody bitch about having too much sex ?

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Not only is Bi Group Sex Club a tribute to the pure slutty nature of some people…both dudes and chicks, but each scene is overflowing with these all-out sluts.  Scene to scene these dudes and chicks hook up in physics defying geometric shapes as they connect pussy to cock to cock to pussy and so on.  Not only this but the international feel is boggling since it shows that sluts are all over the world, guys and chicks.  The second scene has this blonde chick doing a white guy, a black guy and an asian guy who are also all doing each other…can’t get much more inter-racial than that unless you throw in a redskin.  For the most part even though these dudes are also going down on cock they certainly enjoy pussy and basically don’t seem gay as much as they just seem like total sex-fiends.  This is one of the more original movies that I’ve seen and straight or bi the heat from watching a room full of this many slutty people sizzles and Bi Group Sex Club gets a very solid geometrically whacked four cocks-up.

 

Southern California Skate Boarders Film 4

Ξ July 7th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Gay DVD Reviews |

First off I have to say, I have never skateboarded…I am far too delicate and frankly I think if I fell and skinned my knees or hands I would just cry so hard I would start hyperventilating. I prefer my physical activities to take place in a bedroom or bathhouse. But I have seen enough skateboarding to know when someone is good and when someone sucks…thankfully our rainbow community has closet cases like Tony Hawk or this movie would convince people that just like white men can’t jump…gays can’t skateboard. Fortunately skateboarding isn’t the only thing they suck at, cos they are damn fine at sucking cock, so unless you’re watching this movie for the skateboarding (in which case honey, you have enough troubles as it is) you should get what you’re looking for.

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My biggest problem was that either the camerawork was totally amateur or they were trying to copy that nauseating Hollywood fad of shaking the camera all over the place while filming…which I guess is okay if the hormones in the air had the cameraman shaking cos he was jacking his cock. But that wasn’t his excuse cos often it wasn’t even during sex scenes, so shame on him. But when you get down to it…and we all like getting down to it, the sex itself was fabulous and somehow each scene made me crave rushing to the store and getting some Hostess cream-filled Twinkies…I wonder why that would be. The youthfulness and lust really comes through regardless of that naughty cameramans atrocious work and streamers ribbons and swishes to Southern California Skate Boarders Film 4, now I’m off to get some cream-filled Twinkies and get that creamy filling all over my lips to lick it off.

 

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