Key To Sex

Ξ May 2nd, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

Do you remember when George Foreman made his latest comeback? How about Michael Jordan, or Roger Clemens? Some people just don’t know when it’s time to hang up the old jockstrap, and this movie, Key To Sex, is exactly what I’m talking about. Pornstars like Randy Spears who should have retired long ago, or be behind the camera instead of in front…starlets who have lost their shine and belong in milf and mature movies instead of trying to be glossed up for feature films nowadays.

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So as everyone knows the idea of porn with a storyline already gives it one strike, add to this the vanilla fashion-sex for another strike, and it’s not looking good for Key To Sex. Sure the chicks looked semi-hot, but that only reminds me of Keira Knightley’s quote to People magazine, “Sure I look hot…they airbrush the fuck out of me” and this whole movie has a very glossed over airbrushy feel to it.

Key To Sex’s one redeeming quality was the slightly above average budget obviously invested into it’s production values.

So Key To Sex gets one cock-up (even though it didn’t really get my cock up) and my message to 30+ porn starlets is: If you weren’t a superstar in the 70’s or 80’s then you cannot make a comeback cos retro only works for icons and it’s time to move on and do milf. As to Randy Spears…give Mr Happy a rest, he’s becoming Mr Weary.

 

For A Good Time

Ξ May 2nd, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Gay DVD Reviews |

Video 10 gives a bunch of hot guys the number for a good time in their film “For A Good Time.” With numbers posted everywhere, it’s no wonder these boys know where to go to get the pleasure they want!

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A sexy bartender is in the first scene as he cleans up his area. Unfortunately, the sound does not match up with the video so it’s slightly hard to watch. The bartender finds a number on a table and calls it. A stud answers and agrees to come visit him at the bar. There, the two start making out and stripping down. The stud sucks off the hot bartender’s cock then bends over a chair to get fingered and spanked. Finally, the bartender slides himself into the stud’s ass and fucks him. They both cum and the scene ends.

The next scene has a stud working out at the gym. Once again, the sound is off from the video. While working out, he spots a phone number on the wall and decides to call it. A hottie answers his call, and tells him to meet him in the locker room. The two meet up and get hot with each other starting with a good massage. The stud’s pants come off and more interesting things start to happen. The hottie explores the stud’s ass, then flips him over to stroke and suck his cock. The stud returns the sucking and the two decide to sixty-nine for more fun. Later, the stud fucks his sexy new friend over the massage table. The two have a great round of hot sex then cum.

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The third scene is in a bathroom, a very common place for the “for a good time…” wall writings. Suddenly, a cock appears in a hole in the wall. It’s glory hole time! The hottie in the stall seems quite willing to play along and starts sucking off that mysterious thick meat. Once hard, the glory hole man reveals himself and fingers that hottie’s ass. Finally, he rims it then slides his cock into him. A good ass fucking proceeds. Both cum and the scene ends.

The last scene is also in the same bathroom. A hottie strokes his meat while he waits for the pre-appointed time. F’lamin Yon can see the potential of this film as two glory holes are shown. He finds a number to call and gives it a ring. The hottie who answers invites him out to the bleachers for some fun. Once back there, a good cock sucking starts. They trade places for a bit, then the first hottie rims and fingers the good time man. The two start fucking on the floor and the scene ends with them both giving a good cum shot.

This film was pretty hot, it would have been hotter had the sound actually matched the video. But at least the video quality was excellent! Six face towels were use for this film! Muah!