Size Does Matter 2

Ξ December 7th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Gay DVD Reviews |

Video 10 gives a bland set of four couples doing what the audience wants to see in the film “Size Does Matter 2“. They fuck and suck. That’s pretty much it. There is no plot or all the much dialogue.

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The first scene has a brutha getting some much needed love from his white lover. The lover sucks that big black cock in a rather sparse little room. There is nothing really dramatic here, just some good old fashioned cock sucking. The brutha gives him a good hand job as a way of encouraging more hot mouth action. Later the brutha rides that hot ass with his big black shaft. He pounds that ass into the bed, even through the rather bad lighting at some points. The whole room seems too bright. The two jerk off and the scene ends.

The next scene has a hottie with a bit of a gut getting sucked off slow and smooth by a sweet brutha. He takes his merry time sucking that cock, barely taking any into his mouth. The hottie tries to encourage him with a few hip thrusts but all that earns him is a cock licking. Quickly the brutha is riding the hot cock when someone’s cell phone rings. Not the best shoot people. Like in the theater, please remember to turn off your cell phones. The hottie cums all over the brutha’s sweet ass then watches him jerk off.

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The next scene shows a bored looking, gum chewing stud getting his cock sucked by a hot brutha. He can really take a cock but seriously; what’s with the gum? It almost seems like the hottie is there for the photo shoot and not the sex. Its not that arousing. F’lamin Yon looks more interested in sex when he’s jerking himself off! Later, the stud finally gets down to fucking the brutha who has his face buried in the pillow. Maybe it’s so he won’t see the uninterested partner fucking him? The sex is good but there’s no real chemistry between the two. Oh, the brutha seems to be enjoying himself, but there’s not much else to it. The hottie cums, giving the brutha a taste of his cream but nothing much else happens.

The last scene has the hottie from the first scene doing an encore presentation of his cock sucking abilities. The stud he’s sucking on seems somewhat interested in the action. Later, he even shows signs of actual arousal! Once he’s fucking that hottie’s tight ass he shows a bit more interest. The hottie is also enjoying getting his ass fucked by the stud. The stud shoots his wad on the hottie’s ass but we don’t see the hottie cum. Just them doing a quick cuddle.

If you are looking for porn with attitude then don’t look here. If you want a basic fuck and suck, then this is your movie. The guys were of mid quality in the sexiness department. With a title like it had, F’lamin Yon was very disappointed. Two face towels were used for this video. Muah!

 

Nymph Fever 1

Ξ December 7th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

The WhackMan loves when porn flicks come with some half-assed contrived plotline. The horrible acting and ridiculous stories make The WhackMan yearn for the golden days of the late 70’s. Nymph Fever 1 is a hardcore film produced by Legend Studios. It is the bomb.

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Apparently we’re on an army base plagued by “Nymph Fever”. The first two dudes to catch it end up fingercuffing Charmane Star, and you’d get to hear all properly that hot Asian moaning of hers if her mouth wasn’t filled with dick. And at the end of this glorious scene both her boys blow their man glue on her sweet tits. Excellent start.

The next man to catch “The Fever” is General Nick East. He quickly succumbs to Cheyenne Silver’s hot snatch and small tits, fucking her all good then blowing his load right on her ass. The WhackMan was rolling at this point.

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Scene 3 features Supreme Court Justice Vernon Feltcorn, played by the notorious Lexington Steele. Feeling that his catching of “The Fever” would hold up in any court, Justice Feltcorn gives his secretary - played by Jewel Valmont - the longest, hardest fuck session of her young life. Big Lex gets so into his slaying that it looks like he blows inside her, a mistake taken care of by a dissolve to him rubbing out his cum onto her hot white tits.

Next Dolly Golden and Barett Moore are two older blonds who get their hot lesbo action on, the get good and piped by General East, his white pole making both of them cum real hard.Scene 5 finishes with a sort of religious zealot played perfectly by Randy West. He too catches “The Fever” and after fucking Gina Ryder for a good long time proclaims “I’m gonna deliver my seed, uh” in that rhythmic preacher drawl that ends up sounding fucking hilarious.

Nymph Fever 1 has all you need and that old school feel to it. The WhackMan was impressed.