Guess Who?s Cummin at Dinner

Ξ November 16th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Gay DVD Reviews |

Video 10 gives into to F’lamin Yon’s fantasies about hot and horny cops in “Guess Who’s Cummin at Dinner”. These sexy officers bare their hard batons and make their lovers remember their rights!

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A big dinner is being held between some law enforcement officials. F’lamin Yon is already excited; men in uniform! Apparently a few are volunteers being treated to dinner but one guy is hungry for another kind of flesh. The person supposedly narrating says he thinks about these two hot guys Dvorak and Fiala fucking. It suddenly cuts to the two Rangers having a spirited sixty-nine. Fiala sucks off his sweet Dvorak who returns the favor with great enthusiasm. It’s always nice to see an officer who can perform his duties well. Dvorak gets his sweet ass rimmed then fucks Fiala’s tight ass. Dvorak cums first, spraying his lust all over his lover’s ass. Fiala shoots his wad all over his lover’s chest.

Next, the narrator thinks about two Michael’s having a romping good time. Michael #1 is shown sucking off Michael #2 and does a damn fine job of it! The two trade places so Michael #2 can swallow some thick officer meat. Later he rims Michael #1’s sweet tight ass. Michael #1 is ready for more and slides his cock into the second’s ass. He pounds away hard and fast, really bringing out the passion between them. They change positions a few times to get the best angles. Finally they both jerk themselves off to a delicious finish.

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The next scene has the Commandant and his “right hand man” Rene enjoying the perks of working together. Rene sucks off his commandant, loving the thick hard meat in his mouth. The Commandant strips his sweet yes man and gets him really saying yes as he blows him. Soon the main course is served with the right hand man becoming a tight assed lover. He rides his commander like a pro then they switch places so the right hand man can fuck his way to the top! They both cum in a two gun salute.

The last scene has the narrator getting two other volunteers, Pavlas and Milan to take turns pleasuring him. The blonde and the narrator sucks off the long-haired hottie of the group. Then they form a sexy daisy chain. The two go back to trading blowjob duties on the long-haired hottie then form a new daisy chain. The blonde works double duty as he sucks off both his lovers then he gets rimmed by them in return. The narrator gets the blonde riding his cock while he sucks off the long-haired hottie. They change positions, so the long-haired hottie can suck off the blonde while the narrator fucks him. The narrator cums first then watches as the other two jerk themselves off. Everyone toasts the night while F’lamin Yon thinks the narrator is going to go home to a warm hand job.

Hurray for the men in blue and their hot, sexy bodies! F’lamin Yon loved this video and the thick cocks of its officers and volunteers. Hell he’d love to join up! Just tell F’lamin Yon where to sign! Seven face towels were used for this video. Muah!!

 

Glory Holes of New York

Ξ November 16th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Gay DVD Reviews |

A sexy narrator talks about his many trips to glory holes in Oh Man! Studios film “Glory Holes of New York.” This video is hot and full of damn good sex, once you get past all the sight seeing clips.

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The first scene flies over the nice sections of the city before the glory hole action starts. Apparently it is housed in a freight elevator, which is interesting. A young hottie sits behind the board when a brunette comes along and strips down. He sucks off the thick cock presented to him, and jerks himself off. Later, he backs his sweet ass up and fucks himself on that thick meat. The thrill of an unknown cock spreading his ass wide is amazing. Suddenly, it cuts to a new hottie sucking off another cock. What happened to the other guy? Then two more scenes suddenly pop up. The one they finally settle on is two guys sucking off a thick cock. Keep the one story at a time guys. At least get a good money shot in there. The two share the thick meat as they fondle themselves. They form a daisy chain, then the scene changes again to two guys having sex, then three doing a fuck and suck. Finally we get a cum shot from these three. Not the best of clips.

Another scene flies over New York at night, and fun is always to be had. A writer is working on a story. He isn’t the best narraraot but he does look nice. Suddenly, it’s the next day and more of New York is shown. A cop decides to play glory hole and sucks off a stud. He loves that thick meat and the cock ring shines in the daylight. Later they trade places and the cop gets to be the glory hole. The stud strips down and sucks off his hard gun then rims his sweet ass. Once he’s got that ass all licked and lubed he fucks that cop hard and fast. The hottie even sucks himself off a bit when another ass is offered up at the glory hole. The two take turns fucking it nice and hard then jerk themselves off over it.

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The third scene and more of New York nightlife flies by. The narrator is still stroking his cock as he writes. Now he tells the story of a kinky leather club he went to. We see more of New York’s sights before it finally gets to the action. A dom brings his sub to the holes and has him suck a few off, then joins him. He sucks off his own dom a few times while they share the joys of three holes. They double suck one then just suck them all in line. It looks like they start to trade out so all the cocks can be sucked as new faces appear. One hottie sucks off a sexy brutha who then returns the favor to get a mouth fucking. Another brutha in leather joins in,so it becomes a five way. The dom and his sub then the three hotties from the glory holes. They all fuck and suck each other around until each cum in their own way all over the sub. Some of those asses are tight and their owner makes one hell of a lot of noise.

The narrator is really hot and hard now as the scene shows more of New York at night. Next, he wants to remember his time with a cowboy, but first there must be more scenes of New York. F’lamin Yon is a bit tired of that. Just get to the action already. But this is more fun as it happens out in the park. The cowboy sucks off two thick dicks inside his little box. They could have lit it a bit better. His sex appeal is finally revealed when he takes the hat off. One cock doesn’t seem to be responding to him though. He really has to work it to keep it hard. He jerks himself off as he blows but pays a lot more attention to the dark and responding cock. He jerks himself off to cumming the leaves

The last scene and, what a surprise, more views of New York. The carriage rides to be exact. The narrator enjoys a juicy fruit as he continues to jerk himself off to his memories. Downtown, there is an apple of a glory hole that a business man seems to find irresistible. He sucks down the thick cock presented to him as he strips down. He jerks his cock off then it changes to a new guy sucking another cock off. The two get together and fuck on the couch near by. The glory hole boy fucks the business man in several positions before the both cum. He makes good use of the business man’s tie as a leash.

F’lamin Yon likes sight seeing, but not in porn unless there are hot guys in the scene. This video had far too much footage of the grand city. They should have concentrated more on the guys. But when they did focus on them it was extremely hot with big thick cocks being sucked off and sexy asses.

 

I Fucked My High School Teacher 2

Ξ November 16th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

Screwing your high school teacher can sure guarantee the highest possible grade… See some girls that love homework, especially when it’s ten inches long! Let’s see the whores who can actually say, “I Fucked My High School Teacher 2”.

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A sexy blonde named Sugarcane is a sexy 19 year old who has a bangin body. After stripping down and showing us her great package, Mr. Cheeks dives right into her pussy with his tongue and fingers and then she wraps her mouth around his manhood to reciprocate. Then they 69 and The Whackman doesn’t blame him fro wanting to dip into that cunt again. Sugarcane hops on top of him in cowgirl and gets that pussy worn and torn before getting doggy rammed and her tits get creamed on.

An auburn haired slut named Reese takes her top off and shows her fuckable looking body off to the camera and then Mr. Cheeks pops his cock into her mouth shortly after. He then eats her out before having her ride him in reverse cowgirl. Reese turns around and continues to get her cunt uppercutted before getting into doggystyle. Mr. Cheeks squirts her with cum in the back of her throat and she gags a bit before spitting it all over his cock.

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A European brunette named Alice goes through the same motions of a brief interview before stripping down and showing her unporportioned body—it was nice, but it wasn’t bangin. Alice gets on her knees to boss up Mr. Cheeks’ cock, but she can’t take it too deep. She plays with herself a bit on the solo before Mr. Cheeks returns to the screen to taste her fruit. They get into a long and dragging missionary fuck before she finally hops on top to ride him in cowgirl. Doggystyle is the final position until he fires a load in her mouth.

A below average looking chick named Sinstar closes the show by showing her body off while getting interviewed. Her body is average – her ass is definitely her moneymaker. She stands with her back turned and bent over while Mr. Cheeks licks her ass and pussy a little. Then she gets on her knees to give a good blowjob, utilizing her hands and mouth really well. Sinstar lies on her back to get her shaved worn out snatch feasted on before shoving his cock back into her mouth. She rides him in cowgirl and her pussy juice drips all over his cock. She finishes him off in doggy and takes his man juice all over her chest.

I Fucked My High School Teacher 2 is not what The Whackman expected – there was no incorporation of the title. It should have been called “Boring is as Boring Does” because there was no teacher-to-student relation/storyline at all. The setting fucking sucked and the camera work made it look like a home movie – the cameraman would shake all over the place or stay in one angle too long. The broads were all fuckable with the exception of Sinstar, but it was outright boring. It was very amateurish in how the director and talent would guide each other – only 2 miserable loads were fired off by The Whackman.