Chinese, Japanese, Filipino, Hawaiian….Oh My Hottness

Ξ September 10th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Mr Chews Asian Beaver |

Melissa Julianna is One Kinky Bitch

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Stand At Attention

Ξ September 10th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Gay DVD Reviews |

Some sexy soldiers get some special training in Video 10’s recruitment tape of “Stand At Attention.” These boys know how to follow orders and how to have some very hot sex! They use their big guns to keep F’lamin Yon properly standing at attention!

A sexy young recruit is washing a jeep and checking out the hotties. When one catches his attention in a very horribly tiled bathroom, he decides to enjoy the scent from his clothes. Using the bathing officer’s clothes, he rubs himself down with his scent. As he starts to jerk off, the officer finds he doesn’t have any soap and goes out to get some. There he finds his underwear in the hands of another solider, but it seems the officer is willing to play around and jerks off his cock to the solider. Then a real treat for the recruit is that he gets to suck off his officer. He loves that cock and really shows his superior a good time with added rimming to his blow job. The recruit has his clothes ripped off and pieces of it are used like a collar on him. Finally the officer rims and fingers the recruit’s ass before fucking him hard and loud. They change positions, and his shirt is used almost like a bridle on a horse as the officer rides his ass. They change to an interesting position before the officer cums all over his recruit. The recruit jerks himself off. F’lamin Yon salutes you two boys!

Back in the barracks, a solider is reading in his undies when another solider comes in. The new arrival goes to shower and is reminded to shave close for inspection. The solider is out of cigs, so he decides to see if his friend has some. What he finds is a big hard dildo. He waits for his friend to return and confronts him about the dildo. He decides to have a bit of fun with his roommate, whom he gets to blow him. He’s very forceful with his boy toy, and gives him plenty of face slaps with his cock. Then he demands a good rimming to add to the blowjob. Finally the solider rubs his cock in his roommate’s ass before he rims him. Soon his roommate is riding his cock, and F’lamin Yon hopes there won’t be a sudden bunk inspection. His roommate doesn’t look too hard though. When the soldier offers the dildo back to his roommate, he tosses it aside for the real thing. They both cum, and the scene ends.

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The third scene has two studs out riding in a jeep when it breaks down. The solider gets out to take a look while his officer waits in the car. The officer decides to take a leak while his solider fixes the car. Instead, he starts staring at the soldier’s ass. The two seem to have a stare down before the officer decides he likes what he sees in the solider. His hand is on his gun but not the metal kind. It seems when the officer gets nervous, he gets hard. Now that is something a solider can fix! The soldier drops to his knees and enjoys the delicious taste of his officer’s cock. The officer bends his solider over the car and explores his beautiful ass. He rims his tight hole before they explore each other a bit more. Finally the officer thrusts his cock deep into his soldier’s ass and rides him hard. F’lamin Yon always heard officers were thorough in their training. The vehicle rocks as they fuck against the jeep. Finally the officer cums on his recruit, who apparently already blew his wad.

A solider watches another take care of the horses. Inside the stable, the solider is tired and joined by his fellow solider. An innocent water joke turns into a full on make-out session. These two strip off their uniforms and explore each other’s hard guns. The dark-skinned hottie blows and rims his friend. They grind against each other and enjoy the sensations. Then the dark-skinned hottie gets his ass rimmed and fucked. As tired as these two seemed to be, they have plenty of energy for fucking. The light-skinned hottie cums, but we don’t see the other one bust a nut.

The last scene has good old American music playing, despite the fact that this is a foreign film. One solider brings lunch to a guard. They talk about the officers’ relationships with men but apparently they are overheard by their officers. When asked about being gay, the two seem to fall quite easily into the officers’ arms. They are ordered to have sex. Both are ordered to strip, revealing very sexy bodies. A good spanking is administered before they blow their officers. For all their claims, they blow with the best of them. The foursome continues with the recruits rimming, getting rimmed, and then getting fucked. Both seem to greatly enjoy it. They all enjoy cuming on each other, and the recruits are taught a valuable lesson. There is no wrong hole! And a bunch of soldiers run naked into a stream to end the video. Rather…..strange — in F’lamin Yon’s opinion.

What kind of army is this and where can F’lamin Yon go to sign up! These sexy soldiers handle their guns and the guns of their fellows quite well! No matter what the situation, these soldiers seem hard and ready for action! Which is just how soldiers should be! Six face towels for this video! Now drop and give F’lamin Yon a blow job! Muah!!

Babysitter 5

Ξ September 10th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Under proper supervision of The Whackman, these part-time nannies will suck dick and, in most cases, get fucked in the ass! Let’s hire a Babysitter 5…

In scene 1, Sabrina Jade is a nanny in braided pigtails and has a waif-like body. Once returned to his crib, a dwarf-kid (Tim) gets to suck on Sabrina’s breasts, gets his dick sucked, then he returns the favor on Jade’s shaved and pierced snatch. Tim gets to plow her for a little while before Sabrina rides him, including anally. Tim pounds away at her ass doggystyle before popping on her mouth.

In scene 2, Brandi, a thin brunette with long hair, starts by sucking her employer’s cock enthusiastically and quite well. Brandi’s vagina then tightly grips the cock plunging in and out of her as she rides cowboy for a while, before letting Scott enter her butt hole. After switching to doggy, there is more anal and vaginal entry. While getting fucked that way, Brandi squirts a couple times while masturbating herself, scoring brownie points with The Whackman.

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In scene 3, Hardman emerges from a fake vagina to molest Gauge (a petite, adorable blonde/brunette) in her dreams, drawing her back into the womb. Gauge awakens with her boyfriend only to find Hardman in bed. Both men force Gauge into some rough oral from both sides, then start pounding away at both ends. Gauge’s ass then gets opened up. She is spooned anally before going to a DP in the same position, with some extreme close-ups of Gauges sphincter tightly wrapped around a cock. Gauge gets DP’ed in a three different positions, both holes getting stretched to their limits, then both guys blasts her mouth and chest.

In scene 4, gorgeous blonde Briana Banks is the babysitter. Joel roughs her up pretty good, forcing her to deep-throat him repeatedly. After gagging her brains out, he starts roughly railing her from behind, choking her by the neck and grabbing her chin. Briana rides him cowboy (forward and reverse), which gives her mammoth breasts a chance to bounce all over the place. She opens up her ass and lets Joel spoon her anally while she buzzes her clit with a vibrator. Joel maintains a choke on Briana as he spoons her. Joel pops in her mouth, reenters her and drills her some more, pops again (this time on her tits), spits in her mouth, then licks her pussy. Superstar ending!

Babysitter 5 pleasantly surprised The Whackman. All actresses were analized and the rough sex was all that. Each scene is set up well, has a theme of sorts, even some props for a couple of them. The Whackman has to give the producers credit for trying to be creative instead of just inserting performers into a scene. The flick is colorful and crisp, a little blurry during really fast action, but acceptable. 7 immense loads were fired off—4 of them alone dedicated to the consummate professional Ms. Banks a.k.a. potential future Mrs. Whackman.