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I Helped Myself to Marias Pussy

Ξ July 27th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Milfs In Heat |


I met this hot brunette Maria that was stressed out about her family and definitely needed my attention. To add insult to injury she had locked her keys out of her car. This hot MILF was fuming when I swooped in to offer my assistance. After jimmying her car open I wanted to jimmy her legs open. She was game and decided to chill out with me over at my place, and it was in no time that my big cock helped her take her mind off her problems. Maria sure had a lot of problems because she begged me to bang that MILF pussy good. Then I blew my cum load over all her pretty face. Better wipe off before you see hubby.

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Devil Dogs Film 3

Ξ July 27th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Gay DVD Reviews |

Another video to watch with the sound off with Devil Dogs Film 3 by Body Shoppe. Nice to look at, but, otherwise, nothing really exciting.

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The first scene is called “Baby Face,” and the talkative camera man is back. Already F’lamin Yon is not amused. The sweet boy is a Marine, and he’s watching loud straight porn. Oh yay, screaming women, just what F’lamin Yon wants to hear. He starts to take his clothes off and then starts to jerk off. After a bit he gets completely naked and continues to jerk off. For some reason they always have to stand on the bed and jerk off before laying back down to finish the job. He does this well enough for his money shot, but, otherwise, it’s not spectacular.

This next scene opens up with three guys on a bed. One is an experienced porn star while the others are rather new at the scene. Again, it’s straight porn in the background but not as loud. They slowly start to jerk off over their undies. Once they are naked, they really get into some cock pounding. Again, they stand, and again they lay back down. They all cum in turn, and it ends. Quite boring.

In scene three, it’s two straight guys looking to make some money to take their girlfriends out, so they’ve agreed to jerk off on camera. Same routine as the previous two scenes except, this time, there’s a bit of a shower scene. One even shows off his rather bad sunburn. They both cum, one even getting a shot on the one next to him.

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Fourth scene, and it’s a solo. Whoopee, F’lamin Yon is not excited. Strip off clothes. Jerk off. Stand up, lay down. Then a sudden cum. It seems to be a double feature with another solo guy. Same routine, and not even titillating.

Last scene has five guys now, and one is pretty cute. If only he would do something with one of the other guys. There is also a girl there to jerk them off and get them hot. It’s different than the first four but just about as exciting. The guys get sucked off by the woman present in turn. She even gets a taste of some uncut cock from one of the guys. They stand, she sucks them, and they lay back down. Then they all cum in turn.

Once again F’lamin Yon is very disappointed in Body Shoppe and Uncle Don. While watching straight guys is nice, a little variety in action would be good. And turning down the straight porn they are watching would be helpful. The same routine gets old quickly. Then to have a girl in the picture doesn’t help either. One face towel, barely. No muah for this film.

 

White Panty Chronicles 20

Ξ July 27th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

Rain Productions is attempting to seduce The Whackman with White Panty Chronicles 20. It sounds a little too softcore for The Whackman, but The Whackman hopes to be pleasantly surprised.

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A foxy latin chick with a bangin body named Olivia O’lovely goes through an interview to open up scene 1. Olivia then makes out with some wanna-be Fabio lookin dude (except with brown hair). She gets her twat eaten out and her fake tits stay in place; then she returns the favor, using her mouth and hands simultaneously. They get in 69 for a while, and then Olivia lies on her back to invite dude’s cock into her. She gets on top of dude to ride him nice and slow before sucking all of her pussy juice off of his cock. Olivia is pounded doggystyle and then sensually missionaried once again before it all ends well.

A decent looking blonde sex kitten named Laurie Wallace and a hotter looking blonde named Angel Cassidy get it on after a lengthy interview and photo shoot. It takes over 12 minutes for these bitches to finally do something meaningful. Laurie gets her twat feasted on first, and then hooks Angel up and they both look so fake. The music doesn’t help the mood either. The two whores continue to lick and play, but it’s not convincing. Their transitions sucked.

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Another uninteresting conversation opened up scene 3 and an old geezer was the lucky bloke who got to fuck with a milf blonde tramp named Brooke Hunter. It was easy to see that Brooke didn’t want to do this, but money talks. After getting eaten out by the creepy old dude, Brooke courageously wrapped her mouth around dude’s nasty cock. She then lied on her back to get injected with the small cock in a grandfather like pace. She then rides dude and tries to get it over with by talking dirty, but the old man has one more position in him (doggystyle) before he shoots out the load on her face.

White Panty Chronicles 20 is full of meaningless interviews and is has a softcore aura to it, just like The Whackman suspected. The sluts casted were all decent looking, but this piece of crap movie is more like a fucking calendar spread than a porno. And the use of a cheap home video camera didn’t take to The Whackman’s liking. 2 shots were unloaded from The Whackman in a never-going-to-watch-again flick.