Wild College Coeds 4

Ξ May 19th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

It’s back to the school dorms for The Whackman as Temptation Entertainment’s Wild College Coeds 4 allow The Whackman into the youthful lives of undercover whores.

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Scene one opens up with the frustrated cute 19 year old rebellious brunette Larissa Fox. After a neighbor is entrusted to watch over the brunette (while her parents are away), he lectures her before putting his cock in her mouth. With her panties pulled to the side, he licks her young snatch and plugs her tight little pussy while carrying a conversation with her. Then the young whore slobs his cock some more before rough riding him—afterwards, like a champ, sucks him off some more. She reverse cowgirls him, endures some more wear and tear, then gets doggied until it was that time. Show your parents who’s boss Larissa.

In scene 2, the foreign short haired blond Emily DaVinci wants to dominate her man to get even for the horrible sex they had the night before. After talking her shit, Emily has her man stuff his face in her small ass and loose cunt. She gives him a quick blow while putting one foot over his mouth. Emily then uses his cock as a toy and sits on it a bit before SQUIRTING out a nice load, then sitting on it some more, only to squirt again. If it wasn’t for her 12 year old boy body, The Whackman would have enjoyed that scene a lot more.

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Scene 3 has long legged 19 year old smutty looking Kimber strutting her B cup pierced tits for the camera. Then, some dude eats her out while she leans against the wall. Afterward, she performs a boring blow job on him. They fuck on the bed with in an amateur way and this scene does nothing for The Whackman. Kimber and dude have no chemistry.

The final scene has snobby blonde Kayla Marie (who could lose a few pounds in the gut) and her short haired fugly friend Antonette. These bitches are way too “not all that” to be as shy as they are. The Whackman would have made them bitches cut the corner without a cent. When the cameraman pulls out a wad of cash, funny how their mood changed… and these desperate sluts find the willingness to do the due. Ya fuckin sluts…

Wild College Coeds 4 started off on the right note with Larissa, but sloped 90 degrees downhill from there. A nice double shot from The Whackman was fired for Ms. Fox, and Emily in scene two surprised The Whackman with that squirt causing a trickle from The Whackman—totaling 3 healthy loads.

 

Read My Lips

Ξ May 18th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

Legend’s Read My Lips is a sultry tale of good advice going bad. The Whackman will make sure each whore’s lips stay together, while their teeth stay apart at a safe distance.

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Scene 1 opens up with the Asian veteran Miko Lee giving her husband a quick morning fuck in the kitchen before sending him off to work. The dirty slut rims his asshole before riding his hard cock. He flips her on the kitchen counter and pounds that shaved pussy good before doggystyling his way to the money shot.

Next up, the blond beauty Ryan Conner pulls out a gun and forces some dude to fuck her the way she wants. The Whackman saw no use for the gun as any man would tap that nice round ass willingly. After he licked Ryan’s cunt (with his finger in her pussy the whole time), she quickly warmed his cock up with her lips before sitting on the rock hard and bouncing rhythmically. It was music to The Whackman’s ears. Her fake tits looked damn good. He then slammed Ryan on her back on the arm of the couch and her junk in the trunk jiggled like the ripples in the ocean. She was doggystyled to the promise land. Hot fuckin scene.

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The third scene takes place on a hillside with a kick ass view. Cutie pie Gwen Summers, in a pre-tit job performance, gags on her man’s cock to start things up before sitting on his face. Her man spends a good portion showing The Whackman a fine-looking view of the pussy lips prior to pounding Gwen missionary. Gwen switches to reversed cow girl and has a sweet virgin moan. Her man then holds her up and fucks the shit out of her while standing—Gwen strapped on for dear life. She has a Jenna Haze type of effect on The Whackman during that brilliant performance.

In Scene 4, a hot blonde named Tara warms up with a lucky banana and then takes it to high gear with her man. He then slurps on Tara’s pussy before pounding her hard and fast froggy style on the kitchen table. Afterwards, he reverse missionaries her on a blue chair and keeps up a good pace before hittin it doggystyle—boy must be eating his fuckin wheaties.

Read My Lips has satisfied The Whackman and will do the same for you without a doubt. 8 juicy loads were fired off and The Whackman foresees a nice evening of rest in The Whackman’s near future.

 

Fling

Ξ May 17th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

The Whackman gets the pleasure of viewing sexual interplay between three couples in Legend’s Fling. Three couples booked the same vacation rental on the same weekend. This should be interesting.

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Scene 1 opens up with a lagging conversation with the three decent looking couples. Finally, the festivities begin with the banging blonde Chenin Blanc and riding her man while utilizing the mirrors in the bedroom to their discretion. Then Chenin is rammed hard from behind making their way from the bed to the fireplace before her man blasts his love across her backside. Sensual starting scene.

Scene 2 takes place in the kitchen with bleach haired erotic looking Maya Devine and her puny looking boyfriend. Maya gets eaten out on top of the counter before making her way down to the floor to do a number on her man’s cock. Maya’s fake tits point upward in excitement as she gets doggystyled across the counter like the slut she is. She then gets into the reverse cowgirl position and before getting mounted missionary on top of the counter.

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Renee LaRue reads a book in the living room before being interrupted by her the ponytailed Evan Stone. Evan chokes Renee while kissing her and forces the bitch down to suck his rock hard and titty fucks her for a second before 69in. Renee then sits on Evan before getting doggystyled and intimately sharing the dirty talk. Renee’s banging body damn near made The Whackman lose control of himself. Fortunately, her face was just average. Mr. Stone missionaries his way to the promise land.

The final scene has all three couples sharing a sex stories. One of the broads reflect about a good looking red head slut named Blair who The Whackman gets to see in a brief masturbation sequence. An all out orgy then ensues between the 3 couples and everyone has a fucking splendid time! The Whackman needed to lube and relube because it was non-stop sharing is caring swinging action. A nice utopian ending to conclude the film.

Fling was a nice compact film that got down to business with just the right amount of storyline. The Whackman fired 7 healthy loads to this efficiently made film.

 

Mothers Id Like to Fuck? MILTF 18

Ξ May 16th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

Heatwave Entertainment’s MILTF 18 contains mature fuckable content. The Whackman will be the judge of that.

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Scene 1 opens up with a stereotypical slut looking teacher Darren Ross and her drunkard student Johnny Thrust. Darren leaves her glasses and necklace on while she sucks Johnny off, before riding his small cock and smothering her pussy juice all over it. Johnny doggies her trimmed cunt on the couch before Darren pulls her hair out of a bun, flinging her hair while in the reverse cowgirl position. Decent opening scene.

Next, James Dean works on his car before he puts in work on weird tittied Chelsea Zinn. She spit shines Dean like the good whore she is and, without any return oral, gets missionaried right away by an excited James. Then he doggystyles Chelsea before having her sit on his cock. The Whackman felt Chelsea was a little unproportioned and she needed a dosage of trimspa to turn the Whackman on, though she had a tolerable face. James remained a true professional and pretzeled Chelsea the best way he could.

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Third up is Johnny, back again to the bang the ageless beauty Envy. Johnny first examines Envy’s cunt and asshole equally with his mouth and fingers. Envy then opens her mouth wide and devours Johnny’s puny cock before riding him, displaying her flat ass. Johnny flips Envy around and pounds her good from behind before missionary accomplishing her and finally letting loose in her mouth and tits. Satisfying scene to The Whackman.

The last scene is a complete disappointment. How do you end a fucking movie with the ugliest broad in the clean up position? This fugly bitch’s name is Kiss and the unlucky James Dean would have to perform the task of getting used by this monster. His limp dick wouldn’t hide the mutual feeling. On the plus side, the bitch had a nice rack. But other than that, James needs to write this performance off as a charity donation.

MILTF 18 had an adequate cast but the sex scenes were good enough to put this movie at about par. 5 healthy loads of Whackvitamins were split between the first 3 scenes and The Whackman’s penis went into hibernation mode once the last scene came on. Sometimes Heatwave, less is more.

 

House Call Nurses

Ξ May 15th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

The Whackman is in need of old school medical attention for The Whackman’s sexual cravings, and Legend’s House Call Nurses better be certified in mouth to cock resuscitation. Let’s do this…

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Scene 1 started with big tittied Julie Rage and her fuckable looking blond assistant sandwiching some dude with a broken left arm. After he got his dick sucked by the assistant, Julie sat on his throbbing cock and rode him. Then, the assistant got the missionary treatment from his kool-aid red lovestick, and later reversed cowgirled him like a champ. Switching one more time, Julie was doggystyled before both nurses got splatted on. Decent opening scene but nothing special.

In scene 2, Julie warmed the next patient up until a curly black-haired older looking nurse with small tits slurped his cock prior to riding him. His limp dick was all over the place and The Whackman enjoyed this very unattractive bitch as much as this dude did. Cutting room floor scene.

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The next scene had Julie come in on her day off to show two short haired fugly female interns how to masturbate like a professional. The Whackman prefers bitches to grow their hair as long as possible so The Whackman has something to tug—a monster face didn’t compliment the short haircuts too damn well either. The masturbation scene was painful to watch and lacked the fuel needed to heat up The Whackman.

Scene 4 opened with two old fogies double teaming one of the transvestite looking nurses from the previous scene. It was a hideous display of human anatomy and The Whackman had almost lost his appetite for sex. What the fuck was going on here?

The final scene took place in Julie’s bedroom with her lucky husband. And The Whackman refers to him as lucky because Julie was the only piece of ass worth caressin the big fella to—and Julie wasn’t even all that. Although her husband pummeled that pussy missionary and analized her doggystyle, The Whackman only felt a pity release drizzle out.

Do yourself a favor and find a different hospital to call because these House Call Nurses do not prescribe the right medication needed to satisfy your aching, headache, stuffy nose, so you can rest medicine. The Whackman managed to force out 2 painful loads and has come to an understanding that time heals all wounds.

 

I Fucked My High School Teacher 4

Ξ May 14th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

The Whackman is taking a trip down memory lane today and reviewing Temptation Entertainment’s I Fucked My High School Teacher 4. School’s in session…

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Scene one opens up with a cute faced small tittied Latina named Dia and her youthful braces. For a little high school slut, she sucks off her teacher like a pro, utilizing her tongue to the fullest extent. Her young tight pussy then gets worked by Mr. Cheeks in a few positions, but the scene kind of lagged as the camera man seemed too dedicated to lengthy one shot frames.

The second scene had the voluptuous but weird faced Princess up to bat. Her body was bangin, but damn that face just didn’t compliment it at all. Her oral exam was up to par, but the Whackman couldn’t stand the fact that a body that fucking hot had a so-so face. Why Mr. Cheeks didn’t stay in the doggystyle or reverse cowgirl position boggles The Whackman’s mind.

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The 5 foot 9, flat chested, pig-tailed, average looking, Courtney Devine was the student Mr. Cheeks met for extra credit in scene 3. It seemed that Mr. Cheeks wasn’t excited as he spent a good portion jackin himself off. After an unacceptable boring blow job, the cameraman again was stuck on one shot damn near the entire scene. The Whackman dozed off to this boring ass scene. Courtney was definitely not chemistry major.

In scene 4, the dirty talking snow cone tittied looking Holly Chase and that round ass of hers was penetrated by Mr. Cheeks. The only problem was that all she had was an ass. There was nothing spectacular in this scene as it was another boring performance.

The Whackman was mighty disappointed with I Fucked My High School Teacher 4 as there was nothing memorable at all with any performance. The cameraman did not help the film either. The next scene bored The Whackman more than the last. With the exception of Princess, the flat chested teens need to invest in themselves if they intend to make it in this business. 2 pity loads were fired and The Whackman was not even proud to admit that. Get your game right Temptation Entertainment and find some better looking talent instead of these dime a dozener’s.

 

Tongue To Ass

Ξ May 12th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

Temptation Entertainment’s Tongue To Ass sounded to The Whackman like a dentist appointment would be right around the corner for these nasty sluts.

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Scene one started off with an average looking 21 year old German named Louisa Rosse who had swollen pussy lips. After some useless talking, the whore spent most of the time giving some dude a handjob while unexcitedly sucking away at random times. She then rimmed his hairy ass before going back to the boring hand/blow job. It switched from him licking her ass to her licking his ass and finally they get a brief doggy style quickie. The Whackman was not impressed.

The next scene had the small tittied, man looking, Olivia Saint who tried to eye fuck the camera, but The Whackman’s member stayed caput. This bitch was a complete waste of film and her half ass impression of a sexy web cam girl had no effect, causing The Whackman to leave the room to take a piss.

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Trailer park trash cutie Felix Vicious slightly caught the attention of The Whackman in scene 3, although her tits weren’t complimenting to that tight ass of hers. After a little sucking and titty fucking, she feasted on his tumored looking asshole and then he returned the favor by lickin that heart shaped ass. She reverse cowgirled him before getting doggied along the stairwell. Her pussy looked so worn and torn you could hide a submarine in that cunt. The Whackman unloaded a pity shot for her.

Exotic looking Nadia Styles concluded the final scene with a professional masturbation scene. The cameraman got in on the action with this dimpled girl next door and got his ass spring cleaned. The Whackman felt the passion Nadia exuded during the various sexual positions and can say that at least the movie left a better feeling with The Whackman than when the movie started. Thank you Nadia for salvaging The Whackman’s night.

Tongue To Ass is just that—all ass getting devoured by the tongue. Save your protein release for Nadia as she was the only memorable piece of ass worth smothering. Only 4 shots of The Whackman’s goods were fired with Nadia completing the hat trick.

 

Devil Girl 2

Ξ May 11th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

The Whackman ain’t into worshippin Satan, but Legend’s Devil Girl 2 may make The Whackman reconsider whether Heaven or Hell is the place to go in the afterlife.

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The opening sex scene has Brian Surewood watching TV and fantasizing that he’s the star. After getting his cock sucked by the gorgeous Jodie Moore, she reverse cowgirls him before getting anally pounded on a picnic table. When the fantasy is over, some voluptuous chick (Hunter) knocks on Brian’s door and asks to get fucked before Satan comes to get her (because evidently Satan is looking for virgins). Brian enthusiastically obliges and [does not be gentle] he fucks her like a pro—missionary, then doggystyle, before tittyfucking his way to bliss over her huge fake tits.

Scene 2 has Joel Lawrence finding the sexy Gwen Summers, the lone virgin Satan is looking for, but Joel gets knocked down by hot blonde Hannah Harper (who appears out of nowhere) to fuck his brains out while the virgin is left curiously to watch. After Hannah rides him, he gives her the anal business. Hannah was dressed in a slutty spiderwoman type of outfit and The Whackman found himself shooting two loads just to the wardrobe alone. The professional Hannah sucked & swallowed his cum and holy shit did The Whackman give her a token of appreciation by letting loose one more load.

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The next scene involves Zana whose teeth look like she eats rocks on a daily basis and Dale Dabone is the unlucky chap who plugs her flat ass. “Mamamamamama” was her annoying moan and grunt and The Whackman had to mute the god damn TV. Boring scene and should have been left on the cutting room floor. Kudos to you Mr. Dabone, cause The Whackman would have made her cut the corner.

In the final scene, Hannah Harper hands Gwen Summers a vibrator to protect her from desiring the dick. Like the undercover slut she was, she started sucking on her new toy before penetrating herself with it. Some dude enters the room and leads her out to a séance where Dillon Day awaits to deflower her. Without resistance, Gwen willingly takes the cock in her ripe pussy. Hannah Harper then joins in on the action and sits on Gwen’s face. Hannah switches it up and rides Dillon while Gwen sat on his face, then Dillon doggy styles Gwen while she dildos Hannah. The two sluts finish Dillon off with their mouths simultaneously and The Whackman was ready to sleep like a fucking baby.

The Whackman was impressed with Devil Girl 2 with the exception of the 3rd scene. It was a solid flick that caused The Whackman to unload 8 heavy loads dedicated to Hannah and Gwen. If women in Hell look and act like those two sluts, The Whackman needs a one way ticket.

 

18 Legal and Latin 1

Ξ May 10th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

Why the fuck doesn’t Demolition video include a capsule of ecstasy with 18 Legal and Latin 1 because The Whackman would have vibed better with the techno/dance music in the background?

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After a brief interview and chat with the above average looking Puerto Rican/Mexican blended Ice La Fox, Lee stone spits on her pussy and munches the shit out of her before dipping into that slut missionary—no pre-requisite blowjob needed. He side mounts her for a bit before she sits her cleanly shaved cunt on his rock hard. Mr. Stone then has this bitch taste her own juices on his cock before sitting right back down on it again. They doggy and froggy style and Lee shoots his load in Ice’s mouth and her little tits.

Scene 2 starts with that damn techno shit again and introduced the infamous transvestite looking Mya Mason and her beaver lookin grill. Cheyne Collins and Brett Rockman are the unlucky bastards that have to dp this flat-ass broad. The Whackman does have to admit that this whore can suck a mean dick and gags easily—1 point Mya. As far as the fucking, her 13 year old boy frame didn’t cut it. She did get some wear and tear from both brave lads but I’m sure these gentlemen ended up with bruises on their inner thighs from Mya’s bony gluteus minimus. Eat a sandwich Mya.

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The last scene is buck toothed Shy Love with her fake tits that The Whackman must admit don’t look half bad. She wasn’t the finest piece of ass, but definitely a step up from Mya. Good thing this accountant is also a porn star and not a dancer cause she can’t strip dance a lick. Benjamin Brat concludes this final scene by sticking his finger in that tight ass of hers before she throats his cock. Then he froggy’s her on the couch with a constant hand tugging on this whore’s hair. She switches to reverse cow girl and Ah Yeah’s her way to the promise land while taking it up the crapper. Mr. Brat displays the fine art of how to thoroughly analize a chick.

Demolition Video’s casting was pretty shitty, but The Whackman somehow managed to fire off 4 humble loads to the first installment of what could potentially be a decent series if someone fired the damn casting scouts and hired someone with 20/20 vision. There are an abundance of HOT Latina starlets out there—don’t half-ass on the next project or there will be hell to pay in The Whackman’s next review.

 

The WhackMan Reviews: Screw My Wife Please 23

Ξ May 9th, 2007 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DVD Reviews |

God damn if there’s one thing The Whackman loves, it’s screwing a woman with her husband’s consent and then sending her ass back home for him to listen to her bitch and moan about why he ain’t shit. Let’s get into Wildlife Productions Screw My Wife Please 23 hosted by Dave Cummings.

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Dave introduces this fugly latino slut to John Strong in scene one and after she gives him a decent slob on the knob, he pounds the shit out of her doggy style before flipping her flabby ass over and railing her missionary. The bitch then sits on his small cock and keeps moaning and spewing some Spanish that sounds Hebrew—The Whackman was not impressed. John glosses her face up and looked like he was glad that shit was over.

Next up is grandma looking Anastasia and she gets into some black cock. The bitch likes to talk and talk and talk, but fortunately Dave Cummings does The Whackman a favor and puts his cock in her mouth to shut her the fuck up while she gets eaten out by brother man. They then come up with a great idea and put both cocks in her mouth. The scene was dull though and she definitely needed to retire from having sex.

In scene 3, some ebony chick with a hot bod gets tattooed by pirate looking Brian Sherwood. She didn’t have the nicest face, but this bitch can vacuum the shit out of a cock. After reverse cowgirling the slut, she turns around and gets the business doggystyle. He blows his creamy load all over her and all is well that ends well.

Scene 4 is the sexy Mandibelle who’s dream it is to get fucked by a porn star—Tyce Bune relieves her of wish. After eating her out with a finger in her pussy the whole time, she blows the skin off his cock before sitting on it. Then he puts it up her crapper and pounds her to be damned before she swallows his protein shake.

The final scene has Bree Brooks with her perfect rack getting introduced to the best of them—Mr. Lee Stone. Bree’s favorite style is doggy, and Lee happily obliges her after of course tasting her pussy. The consummate professional Mr. Stone gives Bree the fuck of her life and The Whackman doesn’t see her having sex with her husband ever again after this treatment.

Screw My Wife Please 23 got better and better after each scene. The Whackman wisely suggests you skip the first two wives and save your cum for the last 3 bitches as they alone made the Whackman shoot off 6 loads.

 

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